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Joke of the Day

"Picture a sandwich. Now picture another sandwich that talks. Picture a third sandwich. I'm really high."

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."

"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million perspectives. Mine and 999,999 wrong ones."

"A joke agnostics can enjoy"

"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"

"Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless? They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year."