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Joke of the Day

"Did You Hear about the Gender Identity Problems among Robots? Yeah. They all have trans-sisters..."

"A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model."

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""

"Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out."

"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."

"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."

"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."

"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."