88957
Joke of the Day
"Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite."
Next Joke
"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."
"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."
"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."
"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"
"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"
"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."
"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."
"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"
"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."