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Joke of the Day

"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."

"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? I'm going to have to ask you to be a little patient."

"I just fell through the roof of a French bakery I'm in a world of pain."

"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"

"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"

"Twitter: What do our users want? Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it is!"

"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"