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Joke of the Day

"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."

"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."

"All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme."

"How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the changes necessary will come from within."

"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"

"Always remember the first move in every fight...punch to the balls."

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose."

"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"

"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"