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Joke of the Day
"Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?"
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"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""
"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"
"Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart."
"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"
"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."
"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."
"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."