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Joke of the Day
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
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"My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane."
"So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse"
"I don't play mario kart with my brother anymore. Because we are both in our 20's & my mom is not there to split us up when we fight."
"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."
"Fact about apple car It has Windows"
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"
"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."