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Joke of the Day
"Saw Harry Potter. *SPOILER ALERT* ZERO tits."
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"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"
"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."
"A man walks into a bar. Embarrassed, he dusts himself off, then walks around it."
"I don't know what to do when someone yells stop Is it hammer time? Is it in the name of love? Do I collaborate and listen?"
"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."