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Joke of the Day
"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"
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"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"
"I phoned the police. I said, ""A girl is being raped in the park!"" He said, ""You're going to need to be more specific than that."" I said, ""You kinky bastard."""
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"""I'm so hungry, I could eat a human baby."" Everyone in Whole Foods stares at me stunned ""Corn-fed organic of course, I'm not a monster."""
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."
"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."
"Went to a nude beach today and let me tell you- I had a lot of women's attention. I could just feel them dressing me with their eyes."