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Joke of the Day

"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."

"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"

"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"

"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"

"Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... ""Thirteen glasses of water, please!"", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others..."

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."

"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"