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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"

"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."

"I shoot skeet for fun. Skeet, however, gets pretty pissed when I do."

"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."

"I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."

"What do you call salesman with a lisp? Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different?"

"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"