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Joke of the Day

"How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn? [](/party)A buck-an-ear!"

"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."

"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."

"My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?"

"Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge."

"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."