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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"What's pasty, white, and bounces up and down in a crib? My ass."

"Why would you put a laxative In pot brownies? Shits and giggles."

"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to charity... ...not sure what I'd do with the other $899,999,999.75 though."

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."

"I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs."

"What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised."

"It must be tough for a woman going through her OKCupid messages finding a good one... It's like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."