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Joke of the Day

"They hired a comedian at the local construction site. Everyone loves him. You could say he was really nailing it."

"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."

"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"

"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a whore says any-cock'll-do"

"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."