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Joke of the Day
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
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"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"
"Did anyone see the transit of Venus? If so, was it a white one?"
"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"
"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"
"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."