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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."
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"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."
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"me: ""4,000 for a beehive?"" salesman: ""sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each"" me: [checking my wallet] ""give me 3 bees"""
"Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys"
"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"
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"Indian man's pick up line Once you go brown you never turn around..."
"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"
"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."