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Joke of the Day

"How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world People and hypocrites"

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."