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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
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"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
"Today I was wondering ""why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?""... ... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright"
"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."