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Joke of the Day
"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."
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"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"
"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""
"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"
"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."
"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."
"What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp"
"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."
"Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high"