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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
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"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."
"What's Jamaica's greatest superhero? Dreadpool"
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."
"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."
"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"
"Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago."
"If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher."