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Joke of the Day

"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"

"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."

"I'm 99% sure the plane Harrison Ford was in is from the Amelia Earhart exhibit at the Smithsonian."

"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"

"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."

"What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? Out, out, damned Spot!"

"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."

"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"

"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cock full o' nuts."