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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
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"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""
"What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars."
"What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack? A Tut offensive."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."
"[first date] DATE: I think cat people are psychopaths ME: *slowly pushes date's coffee off table*"
"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."
"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"