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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods? Trail micks."

"Circles are so pointless."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"I wish I grew up during the Great Depression That way every Sunday was soup or bowl Sunday"

"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"R1D1 must have sucked."