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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the womb. I said ""The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."" I was very attached to it."

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"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """
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"A sheep, a drum, & a snake fall down a cliff... BA-DUMM-TSS!"
"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"
"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"
"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."