88400

Joke of the Day

"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"

"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."

"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""

"Interview Boss: Greatest weakness Me: Sometimes I answer questions with 90s rap lyrics B: Is that here on your resume M: Whoomp, there it is"

"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"