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Joke of the Day

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"

"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""

"What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A buffaloaf."

"I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks."

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"""We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan"

"Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail? He was sodomimed"

"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."