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Joke of the Day

"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."

"Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it."

"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"

"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."

"Did you grow up on a farm? Cause I want to wear you like a feed bag!"

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"That scene which she dies is full of suspense... What a breathtaking moment."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."

"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"