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Joke of the Day

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."

"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"

"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"

"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."

"Wives are like hurricanes They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because its pecker is on its face."

"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."