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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"
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"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."
"Modern art is easy to understand If you left poop at the door, rang the bell, and ran away - it's installation. If you rang the bell and then deposited the poop- it's performance."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."
"What is your favorite type of wood? Mine is morning."
"Are you a sword smith? Because you sure know how to make long hard stabbing objects. (Pickup line)"
"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."
"Shot my first turkey yesterday... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section at the grocery store."