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Joke of the Day

"Who does batman love the most Bae-ne"

"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."

"I told a chemistry joke a few days ago... Unfortunately, I didn't get a reaction."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."

"Note to self: before sending that e-mail... Don't ever rely again on the e-mail engine spell check. Latest letter of intent of mine went out with a 'T' instead of a 'G' in ""Best Regards"""

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his sister is dead."