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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"Why did the melons decide to have a wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind... it's too cheesy"

"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."

"Me: ""If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty."" Wife: ""Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"""

"What is a male widow called? single"

"Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said ""I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"""

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."