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Joke of the Day
"What's funnier than a crying baby? A dead baby."
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"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"""Mommy, why did Santa decide to deliver presents on Jesus' birthday."" Shits about to get REALLY dishonest up in here."
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes? Like a Bosch!"
"What did the stoner say to his girlfriend? We'd be good together."
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"