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Joke of the Day
"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."
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"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""
"So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an... But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned."
"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"I come from a musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer."
"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"
"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."
"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls"