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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"
Next Joke
"Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat"
"Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch."
"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."
"What is afraid of pussy? Mice, what else?"
"What do you call a deceptive feline? A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying I'll pounce myself out now..."
"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."
"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"
"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."
"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."