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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fascist fish? Gill Duce."
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"""You can't tell me we going to get tacos, then say we going to do acid instead"" whoever I heard say this on the street yesterday Plz explain"
"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit."
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."
"The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention the Counselor called out 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out 'Hamburger coke and fries!'"
"I have something witty to say Something witty"