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Joke of the Day

"I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."

"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"

"The best time to reevaluate your life is when the online video you're watching is buffering"

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business."

"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."

"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"

"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"