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Joke of the Day

"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."

"Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Warm and a joy to wake up to in the morning : )"

"Why was the bi-sexual man so healthy? Because he ate plenty of fruits and vag."

"lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time"

"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"

"I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength"

"My Thai girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"Sushi A bumped into Sushi B on the road one day. What did Sushi A said to Sushi B? Wasaaaabi!"