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Joke of the Day

"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"

"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"

"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"

"SOFT HIT......... A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."

"A boss is like a diaper Always on your ass, and usually full of shit."

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"