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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an onion with no shoes?"
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"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity"
"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."
"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"
"Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."""
"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"
"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"
"I used to be a People Person, but People ruined it for me!!!"