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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."
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"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"
"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"Nephews joke... What do you call a witch that goes to the beach? Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew"
"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"
"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."