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Joke of the Day

"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"

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"Seven dwarves... sitting in a bath and they all felt happy. Happy got out and they all felt grumpy."
"Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it ""Prom Nom Nom"""
"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"
"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"
"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"
"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."
"Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again"
"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."
"Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal in the Olympics? She was so proud she had it bronzed."