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Joke of the Day
"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."
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"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"
"Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I've been using a life couch instead of a life coach."
"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."
"THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space."
"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""
"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."
"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."