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Joke of the Day

"The US economy That's the joke."

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!"

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"

"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"

"Just watched the amazing Spiderman 2, thought of this. I thought Spiderman was going to kick the crap out of electro, but it turns out he's black and blue to start with."

"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."

"What does a blonde say after having sex? ""Are you all on the same team?"""