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Joke of the Day

"The US economy That's the joke."

"Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, ""what kind of therapy is he in?"" because of course I said that"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho"

"What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app? Tinder"

"Why does nobody like tampons? Because they're all stuck up cunts."

"[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."

"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."