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"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."
"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."
"Welcome to heaven, here is your harp. Welcome to hell, here is your accordion."
"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."
"Asked my toddler if she'd work on being more careful when eating in her car seat. Her response was an immediate ""No."" At least she's honest."
"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"
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