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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
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"Why did the cowboy adopt the weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!"
"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"
"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"Why did the crayon want to be a phone? Because it wanted to be a texta."
"It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin."
"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."
"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."
"I'm going to protect my tweets on Christmas this year so Santa can't ""know when I'm not sleeping or know when I'm awake."" Take that!"
"My wife and I just celebrated our 5th anniversary. A traditional gift would be something wood. So I gave her some wood. ALL NIGHT LONG."