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Joke of the Day

"Guys GUYS wait! Stay awake, for God's sake stay awake because I just found out if you die on Twitter YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!"

"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."

"What was Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue eyes white aryan"

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""

"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"

"Does anyone else believe in solipsism or is it just me?"

"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."

"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."