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Joke of the Day

"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "

"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"

"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"

"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson."

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."