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Joke of the Day
"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."
"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."
"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"
"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"
"If We Elect Donald Trump President."