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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to Maryland? The Ebola gay"
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"Floaters What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ? - Your grandma's jaws"
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"ok he'res funny joke lol."
"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."
"What kind of girl gets away with being five years old and having sex with 20 guys? A woman born on February 29th 1996."
"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, while the other is a little lighter."