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Joke of the Day
"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."
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"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""
"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."
"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."
"2016 jokes Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer....and my alarm clock is the police."
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"