75
Joke of the Day
"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""
Next Joke
"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."
"What's E.T. short for? Because he only has little legs."
"Kim Kardashian's birthday is today AND she got engaged to Kanye West! It's almost like it was made for TV! Wait...."
"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."
"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"
"I saw a sign that said bad' the other day. I thought, that's not a good sign."
"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"
"Nothing says ""Proper Retirement Planning"" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets"
"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."